Death Angel Rice, Proconsul Blair and the Iran Waltz

Condoleezza Rice, as a Death Angel, is touring the world announcing the Washington Gospel

US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice is due to meet Tony Blair at Chequers on Sunday for talks over Iran. They are expected to discuss Iran's nuclear programme and how they hope to prevent it developing nuclear weapons - which it denies wanting to do. (BBC News)

Proconsul Blair has prepared her visit

Specialist bomb-makers targeting British troops in southern Iraq are being trained by an elite arm of Iran's armed forces, UK defence sources say. Insurgents making tank-busting explosives, which have killed eight UK soldiers in recent months, are being trained in Iran and Lebanon, they say. BBC defence correspondent Paul Wood in Basra says the claims implicate the Iranian government. Tehran denies them. (...) Speaking at a joint news conference in London with Iraqi President Jalal Talabani last week, Mr Blair said it was clear "that there have been new explosive devices used - not just against British troops but elsewhere in Iraq. The particular nature of those devices lead us either to Iranian elements or to Hezbollah... however, we can't be sure of this," he added. (BBC News)

The Death Angel expressed gratitude

Ms Rice, who arrived in London on Saturday, said: "I have reason to believe that the British are right about this. I trust the British on this issue because the British are operating in the south, they know the situation." (BBC News)

The superb waltz orchestrated by the Goebbels’ children in London and Washington has unexpectedly been ruined

Eight British soldiers killed during ambushes in Iraq were the victims of a highly sophisticated bomb first used by the IRA, The Independent on Sunday can reveal. The soldiers, who were targeted by insurgents as they travelled through the country, died after being attacked with bombs triggered by infra-red beams. The bombs were developed by the IRA using technology passed on by the security services in a botched "sting" operation more than a decade ago. This contradicts the British government's claims that Iran's Revolutionary Guard is helping Shia insurgents to make the devices. (The Independent)

... and, as always, the chickens are coming home to roost

The Independent on Sunday can also reveal that the bombs and the firing devices used to kill the soldiers, as well as two private security guards, were initially created by the UK security services as part of a counter-terrorism strategy at the height of the troubles in the early 1990s. (The Independent)

The waltz will go on, stay tuned...